• Could This Be La Niña II?

      0 comments

    Photobucket

    This time last year, we asked Nando about his daughter, Nora and he couldn’t stop beaming like a proud papa! Now, on top of becoming a World Champion, one can only imagine his happiness about becoming a father for the second time. Yes, it’s official… Parabens, tipo!

    According to the Spanish tabloids, Nando’s wife Olalla was seen visibly pregnant on the streets of La Coruña hours hours after embarking on the couple’s vacations. Of course, the sex of the baby is yet to be known! Could it be a hermano for Nora? Who knows?

    Anyway, the trio (now, it’s four of them) flew by ‘private jet’ to an undisclosed location, where they will spend the rest of the holidays basking in the sun. Now it’s time for some meringue cake!

    Photobucket

    via AFP, HOLA

  • SPANISH FUTBOLITA : ESPANA PREPARES FOR PARAGUAY

      0 comments

    Tchau BRASIL! Looks like my previous friendly banter with The Dutch Futbolita may become reality…

    Is it just me or has this World Cup been full of the most WTF moments in recent memory, or what?! Reigning champs Italia finishing last in their group, Germany losing to Serbia, USA classifying first… not to mention the most painful of all: Spain losing their first match…

    But we’ve done it-we’ve finally made it to the quarterfinals. Things were looking scary (read: embarrassing!) with our loss to Switzerland, but menos mal, we’re in!

    In Spain’s third edition of the Battle of the Hispanophones, we take on Paraguay in the Quarterfinals as we vie once step closer to the final match on July 11th.

    Paraguay, or the Italia Sudamericana as the Spanish press is calling them, has shown to be very corrosive against teams they are not comfortable playing against. In their first match against the reigning champs, the Paraguayans were able to force a draw by matching Italy for possession of the ball.

    If pressed, Paraguay will try to extend the field of play with long crosses and take advantage of free kicks to get past Casillas. Furthermore, Spain should watch for the Paraguayan counter-attack.  Roque Santa Cruz is without a doubt the best on the team, but for what it’s worth, I think Cardozo and Benitez are pretty good too. However given that Benitez plays for Pachuca, he lacks the experience of playing European style football-aprovéchalo España!

    El Guaje has proven again and again that he is the star of the La Roja offensive this World Cup. He will no doubt continue to be, but his teammates will certainly add shine to his star power. Let’s not forget-praise Iker!-Spain has only conceded two goals so far this tournament. Let’s hope Casillas can continue to hold the hope of a nation in his capable hands. Torres also has to continue working to creating holes for Villa, as the Madrileño has the speed-on a good day mind you-to blow past defenders. You just know he is dying to get a goal of his own though this tournament. Like Samson, I blame his goalless streak on his new haircut. Note to El Niño: Sergio Ramos is having and will continue to have a great World Cup effort AND he still has all his luscious long locks, vale?

    I still think using Fabregas to shake things up late in the match is working great, but El Gran Bigote del Bosque shouldn’t be wait to drop a Cesc-bomb until the 80th minute. Perhaps as soon as the 55th minute? Same goes for Silva and Llorente. Hell, why not really blow the Paraguayan defense away and put Torres in at the 70th minute?

    IF we go to penalties (boring!), I think the kickers for Spain should be:

    Villa (you shall be forgiven for your miss against Chile, te lo prometo)
    Torres
    Xavi
    Xabi Alonso
    Iniesta

    Let’s hope it doesn’t come to this.

    Following some crazy, crazy times at the Bernabeu (cops taking away my beer in Spain? RUDE!) and difficulty finding a bar with authentic ambiance, I really have no clue where I’ll be watching this match. In my porra with my friends, I had bet we’ll win 3:1… vamos a ver, ¡Vamos España!

  • España: The [Not so] Calm Before the Storm

      1 comment

    All week long it’s been wet and rainy in much of [allegedly always] Sunny Spain—perhaps one last ja! ja! from the weather gods before the unrelenting hot hot heat of a Madrileño summer—but that hasn’t stopped Madrid from becoming swept up in the storm of World Cup madness. Newspaper kiosks on every corner are selling la bandera Española for 1€ a pop and even Burger King has Spanish scarves on offer.

    But with every World Cup that comes, we are reminded that Spain has suffered its share of heartbreak and disappointment—Michels’ “gol fantasma” in Mexico ’86, pobrecito Enrique’s broken nose in USA ’94 and the disallowed goals in Japan-South Korea ’02. For years Spain has been synonymous with underachievement and disappoint on the global playing field. However for the first time in recent memory, it seems the whole world is finally looking to Spain to win the World Cup—but ask anyone here what they think of la Selección Española’s chances are of finally bringing the Copa Mundial home after it has eluded us for years, and chances are it will be answered with typical Spanish circumspect character:

    Says Juan of Madrid, quoting Deus Dixit of Manifiesto Futurista, ¡En pie sobre la cima del mundo lanzamos una vez más el reto a las estrellas! [Roughly translating to, Spain is at the top of their game at the moment, but once again we face the challenge of the other Soccer Superstars of the world.] Juan went on to say that he believes Spain to have the best team they have ever had, but hesitates when asked if Spain are the favorites—”nobody can say it’s going to be easy, nor has it already been decided.”

    Jesús, also of Madrid, counters with: “I see Spain as weak—in the Selección Española there are very good players, but together as a team? I do not know how they’ll work together…” It goes without saying that Jesús later confided that he is not much of fútbol fan. Duh.

    So how has Spain shaken this so-called perennial underachiever tag? Besides winning the Eurocup in 2008—our first major award in over 40 years—many point to the “Generation Barça”—players who currently play for Barcelona or have gone through the ranks of FC Barcelona’s cantera

    Being the staunch Real Madrid fan I am, my cule primo cheekily asked, “Is your joy going to be ruined at all knowing it’s FC Barcelona winning for Spain?” To which I think I can speak for all of Spain when I say, “Barcelona, Madrid, wherever—we are all united during the World Cup.” Even Xavi agrees, proclaiming he is not just of Barcelona and will dye his hair the resplendent colors of the Spanish flag if Spain does indeed go on to win the World Cup. While I feeeeel Spain, I’ll stick to showing my love with my freshly painted yellow manicure.

    In other Spain news, the prodigal son El Niño Torres has returned! Cannot wait to see the yin-yang of the strike force of Torres and David Vill, tempered by the ebb and flow of passes from Xavi and the infamous Spanish midfield. The rumored XI to start:

    Villa-Torres
    Busquets-Xabi Alonso-Xavi-Silva
    Ramos-Piqué-Puyol-Capdevila
    Casillas

    How, pray tell fellow futbolitas, does that rank up in your ideal La Roja line-up?

    So where do I plan on watching this first game? Good question. Will the match be broadcast on a giant screen at Plaza Colon in Madrid as it was done during the Eurocup 2008? I’ve called the city councils, I’ve called the television channels and I’ve called the press offices, only to be answered with the irresolute “I dunno.” Thanks for nothing.

    Well one thing I DO KNOW for sure is, come Wednesday June 16th, you’ll find me wearing my CultZeros Fútbolita camiseta, waiting with baited breath at 15:59, ready to cheer on La Roja as they finally put to rest the underachiever tag with éclat.

    ¡A por ellos!

  • Vicente Del Bosque… Es Amable!!

      0 comments

    Photobucket

    It’s true, Uncle Del Bosque has officially cemented his position as the most Fatherly Coach in the World (ok, Michael Bradley will beg to differ). What a fantastic photo of the Spanish coach walking alongside this Austrian boy, who was evidently looking for a few autographs of his own! You know everyone obliged because he brought the umbrella for El Treinador…

    Anyway, La Furia Roja are now training hard in Tyrol, the western part of Austria, which is an incredibly amazing place for a holiday. Mi Dio, look at the landscape and sprawling mountains behind Ramos the Raver. They’d better not go skiing!

    Photobucket

    Photos via Gettyimages/AFP

  • Good Old Iniesta and The 80s’ Boyband…

      0 comments

    Photobucket

    Bien, amicis, the only reason why we posted this photo is because you know that Pique the Pout is NOT taking whatever Uncle Iniesta is saying seriously. How dare he! Obviously, Iniesta tried to complain about how the barber shortchanged him and stopped at ‘level 2′. Also, thanks for all the messages you sent us about 80s’ boy band member and Nora’s proud father, Nando’s haircut. Unfortunately, he’s not the sort to care what you think about his hairstyle choices, unfortunately, but at least they’ll grow back out in time for the final against Brazil (vale, vale, don’t throw the potatoes at us yet!)

    Photobucket

    Anyway, our friends in Saudi Arabia should be extremely excited to welcome la seleccion when they arrive to play the team tomorrow (Friday). Se acerca el momento! Also, is it just us or is Senor Xavi trying to imitate Kaka’s goal celebration below?


    Photos via AFP

  • Exclusivo : David Villa Speaks To Fútbolita!!

      0 comments


    Yes dear amigas, we had the honour of speaking to a Futbolita Favourite : Senor David Villa himself last Friday! And he knows about all you passionate chicos & chicas and spoke about everything about La Seleccion to his two adorable daughters Zaida and OyalaHere are excerpts from our interview with him including bits on his love for Valencia and Nando Torres. As usual, we’ll post the full version later. Esperamos que os guste!

    On Futbolitas 

    “I think it’s wonderful to see more women attending matches every time. Football is a universal sport for both men and women. I think women are very passionate when they are encouraged (to play) on the pitch so it’s also positive for us.”

    On his Family & La Seleccion


    “I would love for my daughters to come along and see me at the World Cup but that is not possible. Olaya only turns one in the summer and I don’t think it’s good for them to travel so far just to watch meBut I still dedicate every goal I score to them and my parents might come and watch me in South Africa.”

    “I think Spain (is in) a tough group as all other groups. When you go to the World Cup final phase, there is no easy group and no easy opponents. We’re playing a few games within a short time and will have to do very well to beat any team. Hopefully, we can win and achieve something important!” 

     On his David Villa Camp

    “It’s one of my personal projects. To me, education is very important to children. So from day one, I wanted to build a campus, where we can educate children on the values of coexistence, respect and solidarity. This year marks the third year and we have many people from all around Spain and even abroad,” he explained.

    On Loving Valencia

    “I only have good things to say about Valencia and its people. I have been here in this city for five years and from day one, I was received with open arms and the fans have shown me their affection every day,” he said. “So yes, they make me feel at home and it is true that this is my second home. I just want to show my appreciation by putting in my best efforts.”

    Photos via Reuters & AP / Interview © Futbolita
  • Nando…. Qué Extraño!

      0 comments

    Nando The Man is a pretty shy dude as we’ve already established. But this ad spot he did for Pepsi is too epic for words and it makes you want to visit the nearest Toys”R”Us and pick from their vast array of light sabers. It also reminds us of the time when a kid poked us with a light saber at a department store and ran off laughing at the top of his voice. Gente, he was so cool!

    Querido Nando, por favor, cortarse el pelo. La camiseta también tiene que ir a dormir ahora. (Please cut your hair, Nando. And your T-shirt needs to go to sleep now)

  • Exclusive : Futbolita’s Liverpool Adventure

      0 comments

    Futbolita and Fernando Torres / Photo © Gavin Foo

    Following up on our previous adventure with the Foreignchester United squad, here’s a little bit on our Liverpool experience which took place a few days later… as promised. Lo siento para la retraso.

    Firstly, we met our friend Lucas Leiva (who loved our newspaper article on him and sent us a text message about it!) He was painfully shy throughout the entire trip. Xabi Alonso was also pretty moody when we saw him and looked at us weirdly when we were exchanging hand signals with Lucas on the bus. Also, Rafa Benitez is the coolest entrenador we’ve encountered so far. Whenever we shrieked “Rafa, que huboooo?!!“, he’d wink, give us a thumbs up and reply.

    The highlight for us was obviously speaking to Stable Boy Fernando Torres at a Carlsberg event. We were separated by a coffee table and had to kneel near the microphones to avoid hitting the TV cameras but we were face to face with hombre! Nando answered our questions in Spanish and even asked if we wanted a reply in English. And yes, he also spoke about Olala and Nora and said they were both very well and resting at home. Nando was polite and pretty normal, if you ask us! He laughed at everything around him and seemed really amused by all the attention. 

    Also, Pepe Reina is as loco IRL as he is with la seleccion. He’s really funny and someone needs to show him more love! Enjoy the photos. More under the cut.

    Nando smiles for all you Futbolitas! / Photo © Futbolita

    Read the rest of this entry »

  • Guess Who We Met?!

      1 comment
    And I don't even remember what I was smiling at! / PHOTO BY Gavin Foo

    And I don't even remember what I was smiling at! / PHOTO BY Gavin Foo

    More updates to come in the following week… we promise! Espero que todos es bueno.

  • Can You Hear The Drums, Fernando?

      0 comments
    Foto de Hola

    Foto de Hola

    Altogether now….. awwwwww! What a lovely photo of Niño Torres and his daughter, Nora! Ignore the new papa’s hair though – it looks straight out of a 1970s-based comic featuring neon yellow pants. Olala looks exhausted but who cares? She is holding Luca’s future wife in his hands. Or will it be Benjie Aguero’s? Umm, the other option would be one of Raul The Great’s four sons. Ok ok, we’ll stop.

    Anyway, here are some interesting facts : Nino’s wife, Olala, gave birth the ‘natural’ way to Nora. The bebe approximately weighs 3750g and the best part of it all? Nino says she’s the “best trophy” he’s ever received! There’s only one appropriate song now…

    Photos via Hola


  • Torres Not Thinking Of Vacation… Yet

      0 comments

    Par2634310

    It sucks to play for third or fourth place… but at least you’ll get to enjoy the rest of your ‘trip’ knowing that nothing else can be done. Stable Boy Torres thinks there’s no such thing as ‘favourites’ in the Confederations Cup anymore. Yeah, because Spain were favourites and are now forced to play in the losers pool…

    “I think the USA have a good chance of winning against Brazil,” he said. “In moments of great importance, there’s no such thing as favourites.”

    Like his captain, Puyolita, Torres maintained that he isn’t thinking about the holidays. God, these Spaniards are too serious. Grab a Kinder Bueno already from Cescy’s backpack!

    Torres added : What matters to me is winning before leaving on vacation.”

  • Sporting Spaniards Should Smile

      0 comments

    Par2618237

    That nina on the left is seeing stars. Look at the way she’s looking at Stable Boy Torres! Better still, she’s holding on to his arm for dear life. Oh what the hell? We’d probably touch his blonde mane first before asking a question but her reaction is epic.

    Anyway, the Spaniards met a few fans outside their Bloemfontein hotel yesterday and happily (this applies to Uncle Del Bosque) signed autographs for them. Unforch, Xavi looks like a deer caught in ‘daylights’ while Puyol is frowning again. Sonrisa, hombres!


    Photos via AFP

  • Spanish And Italian Buffet

      0 comments

    57677564

    Italy coach Marcelo Lippi (openly checking out his own players above) is not a show off! How dare you compare him to Paul Newman? He’s his own man!

    Football-playing nations such as Italy, Brazil, Spain, the Netherlands, Germany, France and others never take part in any event just to look good. They always take part to win and we will use the next 20 days to better ourselves,” he said.

    On the other hand, Stable Boy Torres had admitted to The Mirror that he’d like to see England meet Spain in the World Cup Finals next year. ¿Perdón? Yeah we figured… forty years etc.


  • Nando Hopes To Play

      0 comments

    DV476390

    If you’re like us and can’t stop watching those viral videos featuring Sr. Torres, than don’t despair. He’s been quite serious as of late and has stopped starring in gems promoting dodgy hair salons.

    Instead, Stable amigo’s focusing on the futbol – particularly next week’s crucial second-leg fixture against Real Madrid.

    “My ankle is better, but recovery is slow. I hope to be back against Real Madrid and Man United – two impressive games. The injury left me upset, and (I’m) not moving as fast as I expected. Anyway, I’m optimistic and I hope to play,” he said.

    Good news for Real, perhaps?