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Zizou’s New TV Show & The Blushing Bride

By now, we’ve all accepted the fact that Zizou will never be satisfied solely with pain au chocolat from Didier Deschamps’ wife. After winning almost all there is to win in world futbol, he wants more out of life! What a charming go getter.. nous sommes ravis!

You see, Zizou has gone ahead to produce and participate in a TV show called “Football Cracks” with his idol, former Uruguayan player Enzo Francescoli (whom he named his own son after... quelle belle!) The program is open to “all children who want to try out” and the prize is to be a part of pre-season training with a Spanish team. Casting will be done outside of Spain too…. so if you know anyone between 16 and 18, keep them in mind and round those niños up, aussitôt!

“Football Cracks is an academy that consists of two things: discovering new talents and teaching values. Enzo and I are the godparents of the academy. We will not train, but to be there, close to the players, to try to give advice and value for all… The camaraderie, teamwork and effort,” said Zizou.

As always, you know how much you love blasts from the past. So meet Zizirella, the Blushing Bride!

via Reuters/Angeli


  • You and I know that 2010 will be a bloody exciting year for futbol - so if you aren’t counting down to the symphony of vuvuzelas in South Africa already, you’d better start inmediatamente! Happy New Year’s Day, futbolitas.

  • Guess who desperately needs to start the year on a clean slate? It’s none other than… Luca Toni! After complaining about  being underused and mistreated by Mistress van Gaal at Bayern, Italy’s Most Awkward striker has now officially joined AS Roma on loan until June 30. Obviously, he’s banking on that transfer to help him get into Lippi’s World Cup squad. Oh for the love of Ranieri, is this man deluded? Someone will have to air courier us a live cactus if Luca gets called up!
  • Lookey! Another Brazilian has joined Arsenal on a long-term deal. It’s the U-17 meninho, Wellington and the Gunners have bought him from Fluminense for a cool $10 million. Of course, Wellington is still considered a fetus (much like Coutinho) so he’ll remain in Brazil until he turns 18. And as they say, experience is key so he’ll have to win as much as he can with Fluminense (cue the collective snorts!) before officially becoming Denilson’s BFF in London.
  • Yes, you’re looking at specially-commissioned stamps of Zizou in aid of the ELA – a European foundation against Leukodystrophy (a genetic disease which attacks the nervous system). We must say that Zizi resembles the handsome French actor types in these portraits and no, we’re not referring to Gerard Depardieu…. how dare you! Oui, des amis, Zizi’s more like the type who murders the heroine and gets away scot-free in a movie because he’s just so suave. Ah, when did it all come to this, you say? Je ne sais pas!
  • The man who is capable of causing a fire alarm to set off at a fertility clinic aka Senhor Mourinho has declared that he’s fighting a “lost war” with Italian journalists. Awww, cari colleghi (dear colleagues) – what have you done now?! “I do not feel uncomfortable in this country. When I say I am (not loved) here, I am referring to my relationship with the media. For me, it is the fault of journalists (but) for them, it’s my fault,” he said.”In that sense, I know it is a lost war from the beginning, because journalists are many and I am only one. I lose this war, but not my independence, my way of being politically correct and always saying what I think. But I think with a little more respect we can move on.”

via AFP, Abola, Reuters


Old School Thierry Henry

Thanks Alexia for the photo!

So he’s not exactly the world’s favourite man right now, but Titipo Henry has officially joined The Dona’s recreational volleyball club after his handball against Ireland. Ok, instead of calling him a hypocrite like everyone, let’s sit down and have a drink. Yes… Détendez-vous, nos chers amis!

Tony Cascarino, a former striker whose national career with Ireland spanned fourteen years (dating from 1985) was one of the first to declare that the Frenchman’s act has singlehandedly tarnished his reputation.

I am not an angel, but I would never have done what he did. Henry can say what he wants, but for me it was a well calculated deception. He put his hand (there) so as to not to lose control of the ball and then the ball landed on his right foot,” said Cascarino.

Time to go old school, futbolitas!


Krazy Karim Kisses Kit!

via Alejandro Gonzalez for Real Madrid

Via Alejandro Gonzalez for Real Madrid

We have no words for this epic pose, unfortunately. Part time childrens’ party entertainer Karim Benzzzzema is the next in line to join the Let’s Hit The NightClub y Douche gang owned by Sergio Ramos. That pose just earned him brownie points and they will now welcome him to Madrid and Greaseano’s tanning salon with open arms.

Anyway, he claims that he turned down United and Barca for Madrid. “Real Madrid are an excellent club. I’ve dreamt about playing here since I was 15 years old,” he said.

Yeah, Benzema has every reason to turn up at Potter Perez’s garden parties for his grandchildren’s birthdays now (“Abuelo, the clown is here.”)

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Trezzie At War with Mrs Doubtfire

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No, you’re not looking at a pouting fish. It’s David Trezeguet! Word is he’s unhappy at Juventus and wants out! He’s not getting along with Raneiri aka Mrs Doubtfire and his agent has warned that he will be glad to move to another side.

“We are not talking about a 38-year-old at the end of his career. His 161 goals for Juve speak volumes,” said his agent. “I was sitting in the stands and I saw him on the bench and my heart was crying.”

The striker who looks like David Blaine and Craig David rolled into one, has a contract with Juventus until 2011. But with the way things are going, he’ll probably need to find a career in tango or magic. What do you think?


Ederson : Fred’s absence will be felt

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Ederson is quickly learning from Pato eh? They probably had a phone convo the previous night about the heart celebration (“Make sure your thumbs are adjacent to one another, palPato warned, seriously)

Well, the celebratory gesture was actually directed at Ederson’s wife who was watching the game in the stands on Valentine’s Day. Sweet!

Anyway, the striker who scored three goals in his last four games for Lyon has said that teammate Farmer Fred’s possible departure to Fluminense may hurt the team.

“He’s a great player and has great presence in the team. He is always in (good) shape and makes a difference. He brings joy to us. I do not know how far the negotiations (with Fluminense) are going but in recent months, it hurts a little (to know that they are taking place.”


Argentina trump France

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The Argentineans defeated France in Marseille yesterday and it was Maradona’s 100th day on the job as the team’s coach.

Goals from Jonas Gutiérrez (courtesy of a sleek Aguero cross) and Messi (of course he had to score!) ensured a 2-0 victory in front of the packed stadium yesterday.

“My guys played well,” Maradona told TF1 in an interview at the end of the game. “I am very glad. I am happy with their performance.”

Why is Kun walking away from Maradona in the second photo below? Listen to dad!


karim wants to play for real!

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We know Karim Benzema is good, etc, but there’s something about him that reminds us of a children’s party mascot.

Anyway, the French striker has come out to say that he wants to play for Real Madrid. He told “Le Buteur” magazine that it is his dream to play for Juande Ramos’ team. Come on! I’m sure he didn’t say “I would like to play for Juande Ramos one day.” Anyone who says that needs to stand by the window immediately.

“It’s my secret dream and I believe that I am close to achieving that dream. I like the white shirt and the environment of the Santiago Bernabéu. I promised my mother that one day, I would play for Real,” Benzema said.

Do you hear papers shuffling furiously? That’s president Calderon throwing his 104th file at Pedja Mijatovic screaming, “GET HIM NOW!”






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